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Butterflies Where?

28-Aug-09

IMG_5547_2This is Isabel’s first day as a third grader.  She admitted to ‘butterflies in her stomach’ before school started.

Cameron, her 5 year old brother, is still confused after stating, “Sister, why did you eat butterflies?”

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Word for Word Accounts of Stupid Statements Made in Court

12-Jul-09

These statements were taken from a book called “Disorder in the Court“, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. Sent to me by a friend, which I’m sure had gone through a long line of email forwards, I couldn’t resist!

ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
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ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
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ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
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ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?

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